me: *dials 911*
operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?
me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair
operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm
I wish I could illegally download clothes
this kid helped save your life
i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch
tbh there are literally only like three people in the world who i can hang out with for more than four or five hours without wanting to strangle them
but do aliens believe in me….